I have hemorrhoids and very poor intestinal health. Not always but a lot of the times when I take a dump there’s a little bit of blood in it. Well, last night I drank a lot (I’m not an alcoholic and almost never drink at all on weekdays) and that often times makes it much worse so when I took a dump there was a lot of blood in the bowl. It was a shocking amount. I don’t need to go into detail but basically it looked like someone took a cup of blood and dumped it in the bowl.
I could’ve gone to the toilet and just shat pure blood a few times because that’s how much blood was still leaking into my colon, but the doctor says I need to not overwork my bowels so I didn’t want to keep pushing out the blood. I always try to shit as least often as I can, I interment fast and eat only 2 large meals a day and never snack. Also it was good for the blood to clot so it could heal I figured.
But anyway, I still went to work and just tried to ignore it. It felt like I needed a shit but there was 0 shit in me, just pure blood. Well pretty much out of nowhere it was just too much and a fart escaped me, and so did a lot of blood at the moment the girl I liked was walking by. She stopped and looked at me to say something and I said “That was a lot of blood” then I walked into the bathroom. It was so fucking god damn awfully embarrassing.
It was a ton of blood too. If I was sitting down I would have had a red stain on my ass so luckily I happened to be standing. I didn’t talk to her again for the rest of the day. I had to work the entire day with dried blood in between my gooch and my underwear sticking to me. It was just pure blood though I didn’t smell like shit so it wasn’t a problem. It was still super embarrassing though. I’m not sure how to make it less awkward tomorrow. I’m thinking about making a joke about it or something, and also I really don’t want her to think I sharted so I want to come up with a way to make sure she knows that. Any advice on what I should do tomorrow though?
TL:DR I farted a ton of blood in my pants as the girl I liked was walking by. And it was super embarrassing
Submitted March 02, 2021 at 02:50PM by FoRizzle_MyNizzle https://ift.tt/3bZx85U
No comments:
Post a Comment