This morning I (24f) woke up pretty early after staying over with friends at their (26f, 24m) place. We had a few drinks and stayed up late so I slept on a mattress in the living room and when I woke up at 6:30 I overheard their neighbours having INTENSE morning sex.
It was loud and enthusiastic and it sounded like they were right there in the room with me and I thought damn, these walls must be so thin.
Just after I heard them climax (it was SO loud) my friend's boyfriend came out into the living room on his way to the bathroom and I commented that his neighbours had been up early. He kinda shrugged it off and went back to bed.
After he went back to bed I heard the neighbours starting up again. My first thought was "is everyone this enthusiastic about morning sex?" and my next thought was OH MY GOD HIS PHONE IS STILL CONNECTED TO THE BLUETOOTH SPEAKER HERE IN THE LIVING ROOM.
It wasn't the neighbours having a morning shag. It was my friend's boyfriend watching porn.
When I realised I couldn't stop laughing so I let myself out and got an Uber home. I'm still laughing about it. WIBTA if I told her about what happened purely because it's so funny?
TL;DR I overheard my best friend's boyfriend watching porn and I actually can't stop laughing about it.
Submitted January 31, 2020 at 11:13PM by nosocialanxiety https://ift.tt/2OkofZE
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